Yes, there were whips, riding helmets and cat crates involved.  The boots I wore were just, as Robert Jones put it, "fortuitous."

Sen. Van de Putte slowly humiliating me.  In front of my grandmother.  Photo credit: @CRCPR21 
Thanks to everyone who made it out and Annie's List for coming up with new, innovative ways to publicly humiliate young women like myself.

I'd also write something drippy and sad about how touching each roaster really was, and how they validated everything I've been doing on my blog since I started it, but I know y'all don't really want to hear that, so I'll end with:

Mark Strama (I know your Google Alert is going off now), if you Google "Mean Rachel," porn isn't the second thing to come up.

It's the 10th.

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