If only your campaign was as smooth as your hair products.

Oh, Shami, Shami, Shami. What a shame-y.

You're firing your top staffers.
You've given money to the RNC and -- gag me -- Nader.
You have roughly 13 people in Austin who actually care about your campaign attending your meet and greet event at Carmelo's.
Even your endorsement from Hank Gilbert is under scrutiny.

Can I be honest with you? Your entire campaign is like watching a drama-filled episode of Shear Genius.

Minus that whole "genius" part.

I'll give you the same advice I'd give Governor Rick Perry if I ever ran into him: You should stick to what you do best.

Hair.
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