Editors note: This post is really best if you have this playing in the background as you read it.



Karl Rove, Monopoly-man-gone-evil, was seen leaving the building Sen. (don't write blogs while drinking) Lt Gov. David Dewhurst lives in today near Austin's Capitol building. He drove a black Range Rover with the new Texas license plates, which is almost as hideous as Karl Rove's soul.

Most curious: he took with him a lot of boxes.


I'll leave you to speculate for yourselves as to what was in those boxes.

As for me, I'm guessing it was the result of a bad breakup with the Dew.