Thank you for the postcard from Big Bend. It truly captured the spirit of your surroundings -- an abandoned toilet, a mesquite tree and an old house called the Green Pea. I received it nearly a month after it was sent, thanks in no small part to your somewhat illegible handwriting causing it to be routed to Shelly St.; Pittsburgh, PA; 15203 on accident.
Perhaps you've not heard of what the youngsters these days are calling "e-mail." This ensures a speedier delivery and, thus, a much more satisfied constituent. You can even send a someecards.com card if you're feeling sassy! My current personal favorite is below.
Nevertheless, I'll still proudly display this postcard from My Representative next to your 2009 calendar hanging in my kitchen.
Yours in constituency,