Anyway, before Grupo El Cheese-grater-o performed, we heard from two state representatives. Candidate #1 has been peddling the same stump speech for the last seven months. Candidate #2 has only been telling his stump speech since Labor Day. Candidate #2 has been in the Texas House for almost twenty years, somehow existing despite not having a website.
Mark Strama, you should learn from your elders.
Candidate #1 - Mark Strama
Candidate #2 - Elliott Naishtat