Dear Person Who Put the "Obama Sucks!!!!" Note On My Car Last Night,
Thank you for weighing in with your political perspective on a piece of dual-column legal paper last night. I appreciate you taking the time to find the most yuppie-way in the world to air your grievances. Whatever happened to keying someone's car or slashing their tires?
I will be submitting a copy of your note to Passive Aggressive Notes, but I don't even think you achieved passive aggressiveness, just plain blissful ignorance.