Breaking news from The Onion!

We interrupt this regularly scheduled weekend to inform you of the grand opening of Linens-N-Shit.

Gotta run. There's a wreath-box and some other shit with my name on it for 20% off. As my dad would say, a bargain at half the price.

1 Response to "Breaking news from The Onion!"

  • elise Says:

    Oh great. Now a new Bed, Crap and Beyond will be built right across the street.