Best "Hillary is a Human" Moment: Hillary vs. the Coffee Machine.
Okay, guys, we've all been in a Tigermart. All those buttons and flavors at 6 am gets terribly confusing.
Worst "Hillary is a Human" Moment: Hillary Tears Up in New Hampshire.
Paging Dr. Laura.
Best "Obama is Superman" Moment: The Fist-Bump.
You don't get more Obama 2.0 than that! And I don't care if Fox News thinks he's a terrorist because of it. As-Salaam-Alaikum, booyah!
From HuffPoWorst "Obama is Superman" Moment: The Bicycle Built for Nerds.
Obama. No. Just...no.
Best "Gravel's Insanity Suddenly Makes Sense" Moment: The Rock.
It's a rock. And he's throwing it. In the water. Yes. That makes total sense.
Worst "Gravel's Insanity Suddenly Makes Sense" Moment: The Fire.
Okay, I was just kidding about the rock. He's freaking crazy and none of it makes sense. But I love it anyway.
Best John McCain Speech: ?
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Worst John McCain Speech: The Night Obama Won
I'm not sure you can call this McCain's "oratorical best," Fox.
Best Single: Yes We Can.
Worst Single: Yeah, ah, guess y'all can.
We won't miss you at all, Bush.
Best Winner: America.
There's no downside in this category.