Dear Merkaba,

Some suggestions for you:

A) No one cares about an AM sports radio show airing "live" in a bar. Least of all the people who showed up to see The Dave & Joe Show play at 6 (they were unable to go on until 7:30 thanks to the endless mutterings of AM disc jockeys who you couldn't hear).

B) Purchase the baseball package, for chrissake. What kind of bar doesn't have the baseball package on TV? Disgraceful. Does "Yankees v. Red Sox" mean nothing to you?

C) Metal Junk or whatever crappy band it was that came on after The Dave & Joe Show was awful. You would be wise to stick with The Dave & Joe Show. The ladies were loving them.

D) If you are going to have a giant horse-shoe shaped bar, you should probably have more than one bartender during happy hour.

E) The ladies' bathrooms need some tending to. Mmkay, thanks.

Toodles,

MR