How to Make a Perfect Day in Austin


1. Sleep until noon.

2. Wake up to sunshine and two peoples' suggestions of where to go to lunch -- at the same place: Hula Hut.

3. Don bathing suit and cotton clothing items.

4. Proceed to Hula Hut, post-haste.

5. Enjoy a mango margarita; chips & salsa.

6. Depart from Hula Hut via boat.

7. Apply sunscreen.

8. Enjoy two Tecates.

9. Doze.

10. Relieve bladder in Lake Austin (sorry Will Wynn!).

11. Enjoy two Tecates.

12. Return to Hula Hut via boat.

13. Eat chips & salsa as sun sets.

14. Rinse, apply aloe, and repeat as soon as possible.

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2 Response to "How to Make a Perfect Day in Austin"

  • miss windy city Says: 14 April, 2008

    You're making me jealous!


  • $2 Says: 14 April, 2008

    yesterday had all the ingredients for a recipe of $2 drunkenness. Lake, uncomfortable circumstances, Sunny weekend day, cooler filled with beers. I kinda felt like the Zonkey.


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