Valentine's Day Retreat
Coworker: "Why are you under the desk?"
Me: blank stare, take a bite of chocolate
Coworker: "You're eating chocolate...under the desk?"
Me: "I'm having a George Costanza moment."
Me: blank stare, take a bite of chocolate
Coworker: "You're eating chocolate...under the desk?"
Me: "I'm having a George Costanza moment."



whatever, you're going to have a good time tonight.
my george costanza response is: "it's just a thursday! it's just a thursday!"
m: A Kiss cover band compromised of midgets has to be one of the most depressing and weird things I've ever seen.
jen: This is my other favorite -- when George's dad starts dating and is like "I'm out there George!" and George says "You can't be out there because I'm out there!" and George's dad goes "I'm out there! I'm out there and I'M LOVIN' IT!" That's how I feel about my dad and I both being thrust into the Austin dating scene.