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All I have to say is: where are all the free drinks when a girl actually needs a drink?

I stop drinking and suddenly I'm holding fifteen drink tickets and can't give the damn things away.

"Two Tito's, comin' right up."
"No, that's two teas."

Lots of people at Victory Grill tonight, including the man of the hour Andy Brown. $2 insisted on me taking a photo with Andy, prefacing it with, "Andy this is Rachel, she needs a picture with you for her blog!" At which point Andy said, "What kind of blog?" Being that I am very quick-thinking when sober, I responded as Arianna Huffington-esque as I could and said mysteriously: "A good one."

I ran into the infamous Josh Pells whom I hadn't seen in ages (read a hilarious story of how we met the guy two years ago here), spied Elise Hu skulking about, shook hands with Jennifer Kim, created an awkward environment for someone who is on my shit list, forgot and promptly remembered a guy named Alex that I met a few weeks ago and took a picture with a fellow Travis County Democrat and Red Fez patron Brian. Apparently men had to be at least 6' tall in order attend the event.


If I look a bit sunburned, that's because I am. Apparently block walking for four hours without sunscreen is a bad idea. Sorry, Dad -- I'll remember next time.

Oh and I got to meet one of my blogheroes, TJ Shroat, which made it so very worthwhile. He was with some guy named Lefty, which really should have been my alias given that I am a left-wing, left handed Saddam Hussein sympathizer.