An Open Letter to M
Dear M,
I somehow set a frozen meal on fire in the microwave tonight. Yes, a frozen meal. Only I could pull off such an outstanding feat.
I would just like to apologize in advance for the awful stench you will smell when you walk through the door tomorrow morning. The smell alone may quickly propel both Chubby Charles and me into vegetarianism.
Kind regards,
MR
I somehow set a frozen meal on fire in the microwave tonight. Yes, a frozen meal. Only I could pull off such an outstanding feat.
I would just like to apologize in advance for the awful stench you will smell when you walk through the door tomorrow morning. The smell alone may quickly propel both Chubby Charles and me into vegetarianism.
Kind regards,
MR
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cooking failures,
open letters,
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WHAT!!????!?!?! Now I have 9 hours to look forward to a stinky APT? OH WAIT, I'm not coming home this morning. You have till Thur night to air it out! Burn that pine candle sitting in the reading room and open some windows.
How do you set something on fire in the microwave?
This needs to go on http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/
Haha, wow that is quite the feat. I've burned popcorn, but I'm pretty sure anyone can do that.