An Open Letter to the 158 People Who Googled "Brad Womack issues" Today
Dear Americans Whom I Hope Cannot Vote:
The only issue Brad Womack has is that he didn't want to enter some pseudo-long distance relationship with a Phoenix Suns dancer who didn't know how to spell the word "Jennie" and/or a bartender-cum-realtor who blinked too much.
And that The Marq didn't have a sign for the first six months it was in operation.
The person who really has issues right now is Pervez Musharraf. Don't know who that is? Then I suggest you set down your dog-eared copy of He's Just Not That Into You, quit ranting about the final episode of The Bachelor, and inform yourself.
Signed,
MR
The only issue Brad Womack has is that he didn't want to enter some pseudo-long distance relationship with a Phoenix Suns dancer who didn't know how to spell the word "Jennie" and/or a bartender-cum-realtor who blinked too much.
And that The Marq didn't have a sign for the first six months it was in operation.
The person who really has issues right now is Pervez Musharraf. Don't know who that is? Then I suggest you set down your dog-eared copy of He's Just Not That Into You, quit ranting about the final episode of The Bachelor, and inform yourself.
Signed,
MR
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This post has a touch of irony to it, considering that you've written roughly 50K words on The Bachelor in the last couple months.