This weekend Cashmoney and I are rolling to San Antonio, Texas (that's SAT if we're talking in airport codes, which you know is one of my most favorite hobbies) to go check out the Xtreme Fight Championship bouts. Through the powers bestowed upon me by the King of Connections himself, as the "Queen of Connections" in training, we are going to the event on two media passes, with me representing my mediariffic self and Cash representing the Killeen Daily Herald.

From my brief tenure as a student at the Gracie Jiu Jitsu Academy here in Austin, and my above-average knowledge of the UFC, I hope to be able to keep up with what's going on at the show. The XFC is the same sort of mixed martial arts fighting, and the main title fight (or the "Superfight") is between a local favorite by the name of Cedric "Spiderman" Marks and former UFC reality star Josh "Bring the Pain" Haynes. Since I am the first in line when it comes to riding reality stars' coattails to fame, it is only suiting that I go. For those of you who are imagining me, cageside, while people ground and pound on each other, I'd like to toss one more variable into the mix: me, cageside, while people ground and pound on each other, with my laptop. Blogging. Oh yes, Random Guy. I'm going to totally blogtard out.

Cash and I decided to secure a spot on the Riverwalk since when we take our act on the road (see Port Aransas, Memorial Day 2007) things tend to get a little epic. We have also located on a map the proximity of our hotel to Pat O'Brien's Piano Bar, which I am told by Cash herself is as close to the IC as you can get. So if we aren't too occupied being media pundits at the after party, we just might get our piano bar fix.

The final remaining question that lingers, however, is this: What does one young female wear to a fight if she plans on having a lap top in front of her the entire time?