No, I haven't checked myself into rehab a la Winehouse or given up my American citizenship and moved to Canada.
But there are rumors. Like the rumor that when I heard Tony Snow was leaving his post as Most Blatant Liar in the USA because the earning potential was higher if he lied blatantly on cable networks instead, I decided that my dream had finally come true and I could resign.
Since my news/politics hiatus, I fell off the first page of Google searches for "Tony Snow is an idiot." But I feel happy to have been recognized and even happier that the greedy bastard is on his way out.
I promise, more blogging is coming in the near future. I have to find someone else to rant about.