Yup, I'm back.
It's going to take a whole lot more than an existential crisis to keep me off the internets, folks.
Just to clear some things up, as I would like to stop explaining this to people:
I am now single. And I have a cat. And a keyboard I can't play. And a total of two meals I can cook.
This might scare some people. But not me. My neighbors don't seem too happy about the installation of Mean Rachel's Ivory Kitten (current "3 AM knocks on the door" count: 2). Mean Rachel's Ivory Kitten cat, Chubby Charles, doesn't seem too impressed by being half of the equation of me being a "crazy cat lady."
But, like I always say, when life gives you cats, you just catwalk your way out of it.
And so on we go.
Just to clear some things up, as I would like to stop explaining this to people:
I am now single. And I have a cat. And a keyboard I can't play. And a total of two meals I can cook.
This might scare some people. But not me. My neighbors don't seem too happy about the installation of Mean Rachel's Ivory Kitten (current "3 AM knocks on the door" count: 2). Mean Rachel's Ivory Kitten cat, Chubby Charles, doesn't seem too impressed by being half of the equation of me being a "crazy cat lady."
But, like I always say, when life gives you cats, you just catwalk your way out of it.
And so on we go.
Labels:
cat lady status,
Chubby Charles,
Ivory Cats
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Yay! I am sooooo glad you're back. Can't wait for dinner! Has enough time elapsed for Satellite... gingy!
You do realize you need to be far older and have way more than a single cat to be considered a cat lady, right?
You have plenty of time. And resist the urge to get more cats.
dear mean rachel,
I have dibs on the 'crazy cat lady' status, thank you very much. ;) Single for going on two years -- WHOOOOO!!!!
<3 from the attic,
the madwoman