On a scrap of paper in my jeans pocket from my trip to Maudie's with Gingy:

"Bartenders who complain about drunks are like drug addicts who complain about needles."

I do recall saying this and announcing that it was an ingenious statement. I now recall writing it down so I could post it on my blog later.

I believe this was just a few minutes prior to my defacing of Gingy's bicep.