Oh, what a night.
Early November on Election Day.
When I heard the TV announcer say,
Democrats controlled the House that night.

Oh, what a night.
You know, I can't spell Pelosi's name,
But Congress is never gonna be the same.
What an election. What a night.

Oh, Don. Don I'm sorry you had to resign
From the staff but I,
I will never forgive you for this gaff.

Oh, what a night,
Got Virginia, Got Missouri.
It was everything I dreamed it'd be.
Don's surrender, what a night!

I felt a rush like a Republican on a plunder
Spinnin' Dubya around and taking Donny under!
Oh, what a night!

Oh, Don. Don I'm sorry you had to resign
From the staff but I,
I will never forgive you for this gaff.

Oh, what a night.
Why'd it take so long to see the light?
Seemed so hard, but now it seems so right.
What a election, what a night!

I felt a rush like a Republican on a plunder
Spinnin' Dubya around and taking Donny under!
Oh, what a night!